Grease Monkey

(5 customer reviews)

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Grease Monkey Information

Grease Monkey is a titan when it comes to potency and flavour. The diesel and nutty aroma is excellent to the point of absolute deliciousness. This strain is sweet, rough, pungent, woody, earthy, and exceptionally skunky. What’s not to like? Moreover, Grease Monkey boasts an impressive concentration of THC, up at 25-27%, and about 1% CBD. These things make the 70% Indica strain become euphoric and sedative at the same time.

There are few cannabis strains that can pride themselves with such potent effects. This isn’t a full-on Indica or Sativa experience. Instead, it brings a bit of both at the table, emphasizing the medical applications primarily. Medical patients suffering of insomnia, nausea, and fatigue will find that Grease Monkey is a perfect treatment for their conditions. This strain will also give you the munchies, effectively closing down a chapter on your appetite loss.

What does Grease Monkey look and taste like?

Considering its name, you’d expect a greasy and resinous strain, right? Well, it’s a half-and-half situation. There’s a bit of resin though not enough for it to be called greasy. Instead, the neon-green nugs are surrounded by bright-orange hairs that make everything appear more colourful and delicious. As for the crystal trichomes, they cover both the nugs and hairs into a coat of snow-white deliciousness!

Grease Monkey is the offspring of Cookies & Cream and Gorilla Glue #4, both of which are very aromatic and flavourful. The smoothness and creamy smoke of Cookies & Cream mixes up with the pungency and skunky diesel-like aroma of Gorilla Glue #4. The result is a superb olfactive and tasty experience for your palate. Even if you’re a veteran consumer, Grease Monkey will appeal to your taste buds and nostrils. It’ll also improve your mood beyond what you thought possible.

What are the effects of Grease Monkey like?

 This strain doesn’t leave you hanging mid-depression or with a bad bout of anxiety. It’ll improve your mood immediately after the first smoke goes through your lungs. The euphoria is strong and intense, as it should be. Though, the sedation is even stronger, once it starts affecting your body and mind. Nowhere else did you experience such relaxation and comfort. Your muscles become less tense and you experience a decrease in fatigue and stress.

If increased quality of life is your purpose, then Grease Monkey can help you out with that. This strain is effective against anxiety and depression through the surge of euphoria it offers. But then again, THC is good against nausea, headaches, aches, and other types of bodily discomfort. Even severe illnesses like cancer and PTSD are treatable with Grease Monkey. Conditions like glaucoma, multiple sclerosis and sciatica lead to a decrease in one’s quality of life, so why not treat it with cannabis?

5 reviews for Grease Monkey

  1. Jonathan

    This stuff gets me soo high, but makes me cough like crazy. The flavor is true to its name as your can sometimes get a taste of what an old garage smells like. Wonderful for relaxing after a meal or for a quiet moment staring at the wall.

  2. Maude

    It’s been a long day. It’s also been… a couple glasses of wine night. I packed a large bowl for myself. Particularly after reading the reviews, I figured this was the way to go. Grease does not disappoint. Not overly harsh, even after a casual day of bowl smoking (you know what I mean… when that last bowl just… hurts). It’s got a tinge if a burn after a large rip, but it doesn’t yield a coughing fit; for that… I’m grateful It’s a strong one. 20 years under my belt and this one definitely reminds me of being 18 🙂 in all the great ways that smoking great bud at 18 makes you feel I don’t really think this is a good strain for mid-day productive mode; as a graphic designer, I’d find this strain too powerful for focus, but great for day dreaming or dreaming up a new Design… basically, don’t smoke this before a meeting with a client…

  3. Alexandre

    une de mes sorte favorites ici ,tres puissant ,odeur de fou,allure parfaite et gommeux

  4. Morgan

    I liked this strain hopefully it comes back in stock, nugs were nice size for mediums.

  5. Giuseppe

    This strain smells like Gas and tastes just as amazing(gas is a good thing ;)). This one was instrumental in helping to take away the aches and pains and allow for a full night of sleep. The mood enhancer was really nice too, it helped to improve my mood and mental state from the first hit. I totally recommend it and this would be a definite repeat purchase.

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