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Penis Envy Information

You might be asking yourself – “What is the Penis Envy Cubensis; what’s with the weird name?” The truth of the matter is simple. This psychedelic mushroom has the shape of a penis, no two ways about that. What you might not know is that this mushroom is among the most powerful ones in the world, in terms of its psychotropic potential. The word around town goes that the Penis Envy Cubensis was engineered by Terence McKenna, from the Psychonauts.

It has a thick and bulbous shaft, with a fleshy cap and a stalk that keeps on increasing in size, despite the opened cap. This mushroom is very dense, something very rarely seen in other Cubensis strains. This is a difficult mushroom to grow. While the spores look the same if you analyze them under the microscope, the production method is entirely different from other strains. Essentially, you can’t make any spore prints, and the only way to get your hands on Penis Envy Cubensis spores is through spore syringes.

How does this mushroom affect you?

The Penis Envy Cubensis Canada is a powerful psilocybin-based mushroom. The active compound is called psilocybin, evidently, and it affects your body in more ways than one. Essentially, you’ll be going through a mystical experience that varies from person to person. The size of the dose ingested will dictate the type of experience you’ll have.

For instance, a single gram of Penis Envy Cubensis causes potent effects that could be equal to two or three grams of weaker mushrooms. For this reason, we recommend starting with a lower dose, especially if you’re a beginner. The consciousness-altering effects of a psilocybin mushroom can be overwhelming and spooky for someone with little experience.

Some of the possible effects that can be felt from consuming larger doses of this mushroom are:

  • Time dilation perceptions
  • Hallucinations
  • Synesthesia (hearing colours and seeing sounds)
  • Fractal surfing
  • Uncontrollable bouts of imaginary events and phenomena taking over your mind
  • Witnessing cosmic entities

If there was one adjective to describe a trip with Penis Envy Cubensis, it would be wholesome. It’s unlikely to cause you to become sleepy or tired. On the contrary – you’ll likely feel energetic, euphoric, and intrigued by the so many visual and auditory perceptions you’re receiving from the trip.

Are there any medical benefits?

Consuming psilocybin has often been correlated with anti-depressive, anti-anxiety, and anti-stress benefits. People around the world use it to treat themselves with the various problems plaguing them. However, it’s best to consume within your comfort levels. What can help you cope with anxiety can often cause it in large doses, especially if you’re a novice with little experience with mushrooms. The mind-altering effects, time dilation, and even ego-death phenomena might scare the living hell out of you.

A few studies have also shown that psilocybin might have neuroprotective and neurogenesis-related functions. In other words, psilocybin mushrooms like the one we’re talking in this Penis Envy Cubensis review will promote neural genesis and prevent the decline of your neuronal functions. There are many reasons why you’d want to consume these mushrooms at least once in your lifetime. If you like them and they benefit you, all the better.

Buy Penis Envy Cubensis online and you’ll be in for a treat. Whether you want to Micro-dose smaller quantities for anxiety and focus, or if you want to take a larger dose and confront any lingering issues that you’re dealing with. Instead of worrying over the small things and keeping your mind occupied with stressful questions, let your thoughts flow freely, and your imagination break the boundaries of what you thought possible. Psilocybin mushrooms are considered by many to be the best way to escape from stress and depression!

Incredibly potent mushroom

There’s a good reason why the Penis Envy Cubensis is considered among the most powerful mushrooms in the world. The psychotropic effects are one of a kind because of the heightened potency. The physiological explanation for this simple – this mushroom has a much slower growth rate than other mushrooms. This allows for an increased psilocybin production from the spore stage to its adult stage.

Penis Envy Cubensis brings to bear a higher psychoactive potential than the vast majority of mushrooms. For this reason, you should carefully select the circumstances and moments when you use this mushroom. In larger doses, it will most certainly alter your consciousness, provoke hallucinations, and instill time-altering perceptions. The fractal visual stimuli will also temporarily impair your decision-making processes and overall awareness.

174 reviews for Penis Envy

  1. Denise

    Excellent feeling

  2. Kyle

    PE is the best mushrooms, for me anyway.

    They come well packaged, dried to perfection, and are ALWAYS potent.

    1g is perfect for me, while going for a walk in the woods.

    I also noticed micro-dosing helps me perform better during workouts.

    THANKS MMJ

  3. Rob

    Reading others reviews I know why Penis Envy are a favorite for the experienced. and set a benchmark for other mushrooms. Thanks MMJdirect.co for the high quality Penis Envy.

  4. Jean-Francois

    Grabbed some of these a while back and they were spot on! Nice visuals, some light tracing, very introspective.

    Did them in various dosages from microdose to seasoned dose and never had a bad experience. The come up can sneak up on you and the effects can last for a while. Make sure you are comfortable and in a good place mentally when taking these.

    Kick back and enjoy the ride!🚀

  5. Stef

    These are the only mushrooms I buy any more. Nothing else even comes close in strength or sheer gravity. I
    Like many people I started with simpler strains like golden teacher and when I was ready to begin going much deeper into my experience and into my own journey I started with these and do not regret one second of it.

    For those who are using it for any medicinal purposes or spiritual teaching please be careful. I have overshot the dose a few times and wrecked myself. They can be unforgiving and put you headlong into a big healing step you may or may not be ready for! Be smart stay hydrated, meditate, and know why you are tripping!! Set and setting are SUPER important but so is your purpose!!!!

    Love them if I could give them 6 stars I would!

  6. Geoffrey

    Penis envy was a life altering experience, not many visuals though

  7. Mary

    These are the best we’ve tried yet.

    I was looking for more of a psychedelic experience and these penis envy hit me spot on. I took 60% of the dose I would take of say Golden Teachers and the result was an epic trip full of magic moments.

    I was very impressed when they arrived. The package itself was excellent and contained mostly whole shrooms. They tasted fresh and not too bitter. I have had the open package for several weeks now and with the zip seal they are just as good as the first day I opened them.

    Definitely my new favourite! THANK YOU

  8. Angela

    These shrooms are by far the best I have ever done. Had the best time ever!!!!!

  9. Adam

    2nd summer of going with MMJ’s PE and I’ve not been disappointed. The effect is really, really clean and you feel like you are in a movie or a video game. Everything feels more epic and dramatic in a good way and it just feels so, so good. Whether taking these during the day or at night, you are guaranteed to have a great trip. These are also especially great and pretty much the only strain I use for microdosing. They do the trick every time. Simply the best.

  10. Chris

    After reading reviews on this site, without question, I went for the Penis Envy. Let me tell you, no regrets. I’ve eaten my fair share in the day, so I went with 1.6g first time I tried them. The 4 of us did roughly the same amount. Was a great night sitting out back by the fire. The fire was changing colour, the experience reminded me of being in an old school video game. I had my back to the creek and I kept looking over my shoulder, wondering who was turning the light on. (there was nothing but creek and trees back there) the 3 of us wandered across the bridge over the creek. My Bro’s gf was going on about this farming village on the other side of the bridge. I got over there and was trying to escape my yard to go for a wander. I couldn’t figure out how to get by the fence so, after laughing at getting poked in the head by assorted trees, and laughing my ass off, I gave up. I finally got my gf to cross the creek (about a 20′ pretty bouncy bridge) we stood on the shore and were blown away by how far the fire was from us. Distance was just not working. We all made it back to the fire and somebody looked at the time. It was like 11pm. So time was useless to us as it felt like it was about 3am. I had some great conversations with the wizard that was guarding the woodpile. He is a pretty cool dude.
    After many trips, we finished the OZ. it’s time to restock. 😁
    Oh ya, the gf went to the house earlier then us. She had to step over the lazer beams in the back yard to make it to the house.

  11. Tess

    Wow! Penis envy is everything is says it is!
    Taste is not bad, easy to consume! I get beautiful hallucinations when I eat over 3G. I even reach this state of ecstasy while I’m on them. They provide a great boost of energy. I find them perfect for exploring/adventures.

  12. Rob

    Amazing!!!!!!

  13. MARY

    This was in one word: bliss.

    I’m new to shrooms, and had this one for my second trip. First experience with African Transkei was underwhelming (we did about 1.5g each) and both were getting heavy body sensations, only light visuals, and not very euphoric (I was quite serious at numerous points of the trip, and was mostly tired).

    With PE, it was an entirely different experience! We had about 1g each, and every effect described on the product page we felt! Uncontrollable laughing fits, intense visuals (fractals, objects moving, intense colours, trailing lights and sparkles), euphoric and uplifting body sensations. I felt like I was transported into a dream world and enjoyed every minute of the trip.

    It’s set the bar very high and now I’m reluctant to try the other strains I got! Definitely will be repurchasing this (And probably only this!)

  14. Matt

    These are absolutely amazing. This last batch was the best Penis Envy I’ve had. Super clean and quick come-up, incredible visuals, strong connection to nature. Highly recommend.

  15. Philippe

    😀😀😀😀😀😀

  16. Mélissa

    I loved it. It was a good experience and it gave me a good insight into an unhealthy relationship I had. I was also drawing like crazy, I loved the music and I could at least focus! Be careful to not take too much — once, I did and I was shaking in the shower, wondering why the fuck I didn’t weight it prior to that. Ah, and it’s shrooms : it never tastes well. I recommend making a tea out of it instead.

  17. Madeline

    Felt so connected the Universe and felt like I was receiving Divine messages. Visuals are strong but not too intense. I was rocking like this for like 4 hours at the beach off 1 gram. I wouldn’t start with more than that. These are the strongest shrooms my dad and I have ever had and he’s been doing them for almost 20 years.

  18. Anna

    This is easily my least favorite strain of mushrooms. It’s exactly how it’s described and the quality was great, fresh. I just do not enjoy my trips with it. I’ve tried larger doses and micro doses of Penis Envy, it’s just not for me at any quantity. Definitely not for the faint of heart or if you dig a chiller more mellow trip. This strain is for those looking for something more aggressive. 4 stars because it’s what it says it is.

  19. Josiah

    The penis envy strain really is powerful lol! Really interesting looking and awesome effects and benefits, for microdosing or for trips! I think this should be more readily available for people and not so “taboo”. Free your mind <3 awesome shrooms, 5 stars!

  20. Scott

    Great mushrooms. Fairly potent so don’t over use but gives great euphoria. Brightens colours and lots of laughs

  21. Mairin

    Best ever must try!!!! I refuse to even consume others 15/10

  22. Michael

    This strain is my new go-to! Great visuals and depth of thought and imagination.

  23. Emma

    These were recommended to me by a friend and they did not disappoint. My highs are usually pretty short and only last a couple of hours no matter how much I take but these made my high last about 4 hours which is much longer than usual for me. I ate them easily with some chocolate and they were easy to eat. I will definitely be repurchasing these.

  24. Tabita

    Simply the best mushrooming experience I have ever had, every single time. Incredible full body and visual high that makes life dreamlike. These are the ultimate trip for being in nature, it turns every colour intense and bright and it feels a little bit like living inside a painting!

  25. Dusan

    My order arrived in only 2 days, extremely satisfied. Penis Envy worked exactly as expected, no problems with potency at all.

  26. Anna

    I never ordered anything off of MMJ before. I’m sure glad I did tho these are very potent I only ate a .2 of a gram to try a micro dose and wow I got a good buzz just off that little bit. They tasted pretty good I thought compared to the ones I used to get years ago and these WAY better. If you never had these go slow. I ate a half a gram like 8 hours later with that stars chocolate and all I’ve got to say I was really high I didn’t think I would get visuals like that I love em. I will be getting a oz next time they on sale. I will be sticking with MMJ for my shrooms. Thanks MMJ

  27. Kate

    Normally I do 2g golden teacher for a mild visual and often spiritually significant trip. Took 2g of these and had a totally different experience – visuals were minor, I still felt anxious (I take shrooms bc they are the only thing that kills my anxiety, so that was disappointing). Lasted for hours and hours, but just light after-effects on visuals. No spiritual or deep personal feelings. Expected more from everyone saying how strong they are! Back to the ol’ golden teach for me (or the star blend chocolates).

  28. Mathieu

    Huge caps, great freshness, powerful strain. Would recommend

  29. George

    Best shrooms I’ve tried so far. Bought them after trying golden teachers, hoping for a different experience. These are much more potent, intense and visual. Mixed them ground up in lemon juice before consumption. Higher doses are great for more spiritual experiences (for me, 2.2g at 160 lbs lemon tek’d made me experience what I think was ego death, I stopped existing/thinking for a moment and felt only sensations and crazy closed eye visuals – it’s hard to tell how long the experience lasted and it made me put in question what I value) and lower doses are great to enjoy in a small cozy group/solo setting, with nice visuals and sensory distortions.

  30. Phillip

    I took 4 grams and I had the best time of my life!

  31. Jalal

    These are by far my fav shroom on the site. They are pretty powerful – youve gotta be careful. I have a crazy high tolerance for drugs of all kinds, so 2.5 grams of this is a fun feeling but for my pals – they were f l y i n g! Id recommend 2 grams to start if youve done shrooms before and are comfortable with the high. I need 4 grams to f l y away and the one time I did 5, I almost went insane. Lessons learned…

  32. Jesse

    My GF and I are psychonauts and we love this strain. Can never go wrong with some PE, it’s a staple in our house. A must try!

  33. Darquise

    I hadn’t done shrooms in over 40 years so I didn’t know what to expect . So the taste was so-so, I’ve never liked the taste of them, so no surprise there, but about an hour later I started to feel lighter, body buzz, in a great mood, and my energy level went through the roof so I cleaned my whole first floor of my house. I didn’t hallucinate or lost control of my senses, i was still able to function at 100% i did not feel like I was out of control at any time, therefore I give it 5 stars.

  34. Amy

    These are so great, my favourite strain. Tasted nice and earthy mixed into a marinara pasta, and sent me on a wonderful trip that was a journey for my mind. I had a list of things in my life that I wanted to think about more deeply, and my thoughts were so open and transformative during this experience. Cannot recommend highly enough! Gave some to my roommate who had never done shrooms before and she talked to the ocean for 30 minutes.

  35. Ryan

    Amazing strain. Very out of this world, and definitely more potent by the gram!

  36. Samuel

    Definitely stronger than your usual strain of mushroom, ordered Penis Envy a couple of times now – not sure if it’s just me but I’ve always had very introspective trips. Not very social but really amazing thoughts and visuals. Had in tea as usual. Will order again, fast delivery.

  37. Cedric

    One of the best trip i have ever made. Great packaging and fast delivery. I never found a strain as powerful as this in my area (Québec). J’ai mangé 2g et j’ai utilisé ma PlayStation VR pour écouter des show en full VR 360. That was amazing

  38. TOMY

    Amazing experience, fresh products, quantities right, shared an amazing moment with friends!
    Fast delivery
    Professionalism

  39. Will

    First time trying these acouple months ago

  40. Jeffrey

    Amazing product. I have tried several different strains but always come back to these guys.
    Highly recommend 👌

  41. Ted

    This product is amazing. Ordered many times. Beginners ease in 😉

  42. Meghan

    I am back to buy these again! I’ve had these a few times prior to ordering and now I’ve found them to buy myself and I’m a big big fan! The high is exceptional — flowing, floating, laughing, and feeling generally really good. I usually microdose so I haven’t experienced much of this strain in higher amounts, but I have heard amazing things. Might be weird to say…. But I trust this mushroom strain. It helps me feel good and for a long time after too. I never have anxiety on them or feel like I’m not myself. HIGHLY recommend.
    .peace.

  43. Jeff

    Despite what you’ve heard or seen, there are no better and powerful shrooms out there than these. They are an incredible buzz every time out, and I always have a great trip. Do yourself a favour and watch The Tyrell Corp on Youtube when tripping, they made a few mind-blowing videos for us and there’s decent music too. I’m not associated with them, just looking out. Try everything on this site, really, but always come back to the PE.

  44. Rechelle

    We love our penis envy shroomz
    It had been many years since doing mushrooms in our younger years
    Since life seems so stressful these days we decided to seek some stress relief
    The soothing waves that come over you are highly relaxing and rejuvenating
    Personally I yawn a lot and see auras around everyone and everything
    Be prepared to have sore cheeks from laughing

  45. Maude

    Je donne 5 étoiles pour toutes les raison suivantes: 1- Livraison rapide et efficace, discrètement laissé dans mon solarium au 3ième étage. 2- Le poids était bien fidèle, pas un gramme en moins! 3- Il était MA-GNI-FI-QUE! Des entiers et de beaux morceaux. 3- Je trouve que le buzz est égal d’une dose à l’autre, quand je pèse une petite dose de 0,8g ou 1g, je sais à quoi m’attendre.

    J’avais seulement essayé le Golden Teacher avant, mais là je pense commander le Penis Envy à nouveau la prochaine fois. Il m’aide à atteindre certains de mes objectifs, surtout ceux qui demandent d’être en forme physiquement. Au début quand l’effet embarque, j’ai juste envie d’écouter de la musique, et d’être entourée de beauté. Mes sens sont en éveil. Ensuite j’ai une tonne d’énergie et l’envie de déplacer des montagnes! Ce qui a apporté une grande amélioration à ma vie.

  46. Aniruddha

    Great stuff, but prefer the chocolate PEs.

  47. Quinton

    Very strong and visually intense experience! This helped me realize some important things about myself and also made for a great experience outdoors and indoors. I bought it for a psychedelic experience but it ended up helping me with thinking through some things and improved self improvement as they always seem to do. Would recommend!

  48. Matthew

    Incredible. These hit hard and fast, but in a really good way. I’ve never felt so relaxed and at peace with nature in my life. They eliminate my anxiety completely and have long lasting effects when it comes to my depression. Excellent visuals, too. You won’t be disappointed.

  49. John

    If these are in stock, buy them. I use for MDing. Started with GT and moved onto these. Definitely more powerful. I generally do about 0.1 and stack with lions mane. At about 0.2 it starts to become too much for MDing (but that’s my experience). Definitely my go to.

  50. Genevieve

    By far the best mushrooms that I have purchased! Super glad you carry this product!

  51. François-Xavier

    Really good mushrooms, even the taste is kind of good (I don’t like regular mushrooms for cooking and I was able to chew them without gagging) and the effects are great. Did only 2g for trying and I tripped for over 5h easily. Perfect for listen to music for hours or watching funny things. Can’t wait to try them outside in the summer.

  52. Tyler

    By far the best experience I’ve had. It really calms my anxious tendencies and I am able to see and think clearer. I also enjoy the initial onset more than most strains do to it feeling less head-y and more body..-y. Great winter hikes with friends to really put my mind at ease, this strain is definitely my go-to.

  53. Pierre-Carmel

    great fun and atmosphere !!! like taking a great trip in universe !!!

  54. Michael

    I’ll start off by saying I’m a regular psychonaut and have experience with many different strains of shrooms and various other psychedelics. I had heard about pebis envy and decided now is the time to try. When I first got them I laughed out loud, as you will quickly understand the reason behind the name. Easily the largest shrooms I’ve ever seen in my life.

    As for the effects. Wow. Started off with the giggles, I get this happy feeling in my stomach and my palms start to sweat. Next I started to notice small distortions and waves in the walls in my peripherals. Next thing you know I was full blown tripping within 30 minutes and was having vivid hallucinations and experiencing synesthesia

  55. Nils

    Best strain/species I have tried. They are powerful, trust me. They provide strong visuals, which is exactly what I wanted. Would definitely recommend them.

  56. Raphael

    took 3,5-4g with some friends, we had an amazing time listening to music and acting crazy. Took about 1,5-2 hours to kick in and lasted 4-5 hours. We stayed in the living room for all of it and still had crazy adventures.

  57. Joseph

    Awesome strain for visuals and body high

  58. Ross

    Best mushrooms I have tried experience wise, taste wise not so good lol they are super potent so I think they have a stronger taste then other shrooms I have tried. The experience was everything I was looking for. I had lots of inner and outer visuals, one of the inner visuals I had I believe I met my higher self, it didn’t look anything like me at all lol it looked a lot different but I got such a warm, loving feeling from this being when I seen it I had no fear whatsoever. It also showed me tons of things about myself that I had put on the back burner for quite some time and allowed me to start to properly deal with my past traumas. The come up was not the greatest but I personally think it’s just me, lots of times I will get nausea from any kind of mushroom and I’ve just learned to deal with it lol it always goes away. I recommend to anyone who is looking to go a little further down the rabbit hole, for beginners I hear golden teachers are some of the best to start with. Amazing product I will definitely buy again.

  59. Crystal

    Honestly I avoided penis envy solely because of the name, but it was definitely a trip! I made about 4 grams into chocolates and shared them with my partner, and we were both super high considering the dosage cause he’s a big guy! It was less of a mind fuck and more so a visual trip personally. Everything seemed very glowy and fuzzy in comparison to golden teachers where everything is more wavey and there’s a bit more of a head high in my experience. All in all, super potent and a great time!

  60. Chris

    Great strain and Clean fun. Not the most potent I’ve had.

  61. Brandon

    Used a few times now. Very good.

  62. Phaicia

    first time, only needed an eighth but have needed 7 grams since. I use them to reset my brain, body, and mind every few months. they also reset my thc tolerance.

  63. Emily

    I bought penis envy! It is the best strain I have had personally! It helped me open up to my spirituality, helped my depression and anxiety! I saw a lot of colour and the visuals are amazing! The walls are basically breathing at you, the floor is never still, and reality is totally warped! It’s the best experience ever and I continuously recommend this to my friends. The taste isn’t great but that’s a given! Definitely have had worse tasting.

  64. Alex

    I ordered 7g of PE and 3.5g of Hillbilly Cubensis. Wanted to compare PE to a less potent strain and give it a whirl; I had the PE last night for the first time and the Hillbilly Cubensis a few days ago. Shipping was quick and the product was very well packaged. Now to discuss my PE experience… I took roughly 1.5g – 2g, thinking that the effects would feel relatively similar to Hillbilly Cubensis, just more amplified. Should also mention, I didnt consume any of the big PE caps. Man oh man, after about an hour or so the yawning and body relaxation began. Then a bit later I turned on my Spotify and put on my headphones… I felt like I had so much energy and can honestly say this was the deepest appreciation for music Ive ever had in my life, by a mile. I felt WAY more flexible and my confidence truely skyrocketed. I had a tad of anxiety entering this trip, since I was alone and unsure about the potency. That little anxiety melted away so quick and provided me with a night of pure bliss. I am beyond excited to eat a larger dose of these bad boys with my friends. This product gets a 10/10 from me. Thank you MMJ team!

  65. Maxime

    One of the best Mushroom !. Not for beginers.

  66. Ashley

    They were wrapped and packaged with care and shipping came very quickly. I ground mine up and mixed them with orange chocolate which ended up completely covering the taste of them for me.
    I bought them because I suffer from frequent migraines, and after taking these was the longest gap in migraines I’ve had since I first started having migraines. All my chronic pain and mental health felt a lot better for a couple of weeks after my trip, and when things started coming back it was gradual. I would highly recommend trying these either just to feel the effects or for helping with pain.

  67. Ryan

    Beautiful, clean and enlightening trip from these shrooms. The best you can get. .5-1 gram for a nice smooth trip or a half quad for a full on psychedelic experience. These are the real deal.

  68. Alex

    Great quality! Very pleased with my order.

  69. Darcy

    I really liked this strain, it kicked in slow and steady and felt amazing

  70. Shayne

    Really enjoyed it

  71. Nemanja

    Not really a review person but oh man I have to this time.
    I love and have recommended this website to all my close friends so didn’t hesitate to try this strain of mushroom and let me tell you, OH BABY! My buddies and I decided to spend the last fall weekend at a lake cottage and consume PE for the first time (we had golden teacher a few times beforehand). The come up was anxiety free, which is something that doesn’t happen often, I tend to feel some come up anxiety usually but this time it was a very smooth build-up, and almost forgot to mention that we took 1.7g each. First two hours or so, we were all cracking jokes on the dock, enjoying ourselves, and just acting like kids but at the same time had plenty of healing talks and open conversations. We all hit a bit of a J, around 3 puffs of fat one and I quickly started feeling insanely euphoric and just fulfilled, state of AWE. We were laying on the dock and just seeing everything in a different light like we were in some dream world with beautiful sky and teal water, just beautiful. Have to say that mixing in weed was a risky move and would be extremely careful next time, maybe just keep it for the comedown as a little sprinkle but be careful because it can amplify the trip and cause you to start greening out in a way.

    All in all 10/10. Big ups for MMJD for working so quickly.

  72. James

    Bought this a few month ago, mainly for microdosing. Need to get a precise scale 0.01 g to be able to control the dosage. A few times I was actually feeling the influence. Overall, I am very satisfied with their product, packaging and discreet shipping. I am going to stock up soon!

  73. Joseph Paul

    Haven’t had a chance to try these mushrooms yet but I wanted to comment on the discrete shipping. The package came quickly and was packaged perfectly. Thanks and can’t wait to try them!

  74. othmane

    Best strain ever. No wonder Terence Mckenna loved it so much!

  75. Aimee

    Hadn’t tried shrooms in years. After discovering them here at MMJ I ordered an Oz. The first night I ate 3 grams and had a great trip. The effects last hours, the mood was pleasant and they didn’t taste near as awful as the stuff I bought from a street dealer in the past. The 2nd time I ate 5 grams and felt the effects for a good 5-6 hours or more. We Watched Avatar and it felt like I was part of the movie. My friend and I were so into it.. have seen the movie many times but this was a whole new experience. Its a bit cold outside (-35) so to get the nature experience, we turn to movies. Not quite the same but it works. I would definitely recommend Penis Envy to my friends!

  76. Cole

    Buyers beware, these are the real deal! Mushrooms arrived quickly and they look beautiful. White stems with little round gold caps, its almost a shame to eat them. So excited to finally get my hands on the famous penis envy strain, known for their potency, these did not disappoint! Will buy again!

  77. Kevin

    Very nice

  78. Travis

    I bought this after recently trying mushrooms for the first time. I had fun and had heard good thing about penis envy. My first experience with them was interesting to say the least… I took more then I should have and had a bit of a journey, may have required a bit of babysitting. I have found being a beginner that 1-1.5 grams is ideal for a good time laughing and chilling out. I particularly enjoy the after effects of feeling relaxed and grounded the following day. I would recommend this product but if you are new also may recommend a scale or a babysitter.
    I find the taste not bad, my best description of taste is earthy and mildly dusty.

  79. Maureen

    I love these types of mushrooms. High quality and more powerful than others, as well as more psychedelic. I’ve been a fan of this site more than others for mushrooms for a while!

  80. Oliver

    Vraiment un bon produit. Très puissant comme mush. Juste une petite branche et on ressens vraiment l’effet. J’ai eu beaucoup de plaisir de découvrir un talent artistique que je n’avais pas. Avec une livraison rapide et des shrooms de qualité, je recommande ce produit. Il est aussi parfait pour le micro dosage en le broyant et en le mettant dans des capsules

  81. Steve

    Holy smokes these do not disappoint. I’ve probably tried over 20 kinds of shrooms over the years and these tend to be the best. Very insightful feelings and an overall feeling of peace with every use. Also by the far the most effective at treating depression/anxiety. Using even once every 3 or 4 months leaves me completely reset and zen.

  82. Tara

    Penis envy- the best and most potent product for novice users.

  83. Dylan

    absolutely amazing experience, definitely not for beginners (or stick to a gram) i did 2 grams and ate it with a pickle, bought 7gs and it came vacuum sealed and discreet, within 2 days. came as 2 full huge mushies

    body buzz started within 10 mins felt giggly and lightweight
    25 mins in and the visuals were intense (melting objects and cupcake frosting)
    everything was shiny and awesome

    listened to music all night and wow what deep appreciation that came with it.

    definitely will purchase again and again

    thanks mmj!

  84. Alex

    Extremely potent. I was sceptical as they don’t really have the typical PE appearance – anyway, these are the real deal. I did a lemon tek of 0.5g and had a much stronger experience than I was hoping for. Mild visuals and a very strong body / mind trip. Had a difficult half hour of anxiety, but i eventually broke through into just pure love and euphoria. Go easy on these if you are not that experienced, they are much stronger than regular Cubensis.

  85. Tyler

    Just tried 1 g so far using lemon tek. I loved the experience. It felt like I had opened my heart up to an unbiased listener who understood exactly how I feel, without actually having to verbally express myself. Mild visuals. Positive effects lasted for days. I am using psychedelics to treat Anxiety, Depression and OCD. I would definitely recommend this strain. I will leave another review when I take higher doses!

  86. Kevin

    By far the best mushrooms I ever had ! The trip was awesome, my girlfriend and I did 2g each and she was hallucinating while I was flying into another dimension. Lasted for at least 5-6 hours. One of the best trip of my life ! I would highly recommand if you already did shrooms, if you are an beginmer you should start with small dose or you will be tripping hard !

  87. Rawaz

    Strong, earthy and well grown! Always count on the guys at MMJ on delivering such quality mushies. Can’t wait to get more, beware they are a bit stronger. 1G max for beginners, refrain from weed.

  88. Godfrey

    Expect quality mushrooms, and discrete fast shipping. What more do I need to say? Thanks mmjdirect!

  89. Mala

    You don’t feel as heavy as the “golden teachers” when coming off the trip. Feels like your still you receiving information for your self compared to other mushroom this one is the best so far for me, will definitely buy again.

  90. Nikita

    Those are special. So potent! The best mushrooms I’ve had so far.

  91. Brandon

    these are probably my all time favorite mushrooms to trip on 🙂 they are very potent so you wanna be careful especially if you are new to physcedelics. the name is amazing too aha I did about 3 grams on my first trip with them as im fairly experienced and wow. what a night lol. was one of my best trips the visuals were amazing and it had me in all sorts of weird but good states 9f mind

  92. Jed

    Having participated in medical studies on Cannabis I was curious to learn more with directional information I have on micro dosing. I felt that with the correct intention I may have some better control of my symptoms as a result of TBI / Concussion.

    The journey has been very positive to date. One day soon we will be able to rely on the cataloging of the strains to better study the medicinal effects, however, I have managed to acheive some positive results that directionally appear to be from Psilocybin in an entourage effect with my medical Cannabis protocal.

    I feel more aware nurologically yet still able to sleep at will. Pain and inflamation seemed more effective as well. I will say that quality is really important and that freshness matters. I use the tea approach and that works well with very little to no gastro issues.

    I also want to say that the process has been seemless with MMJ. Do try different strains and also make sure to rest your receptors every couple months.

    Blessings

    JT

  93. Alana

    Strap on your helmets boys, you are in for a ride! They aren’t kidding when they say these bad boys are way stronger than most other mush. The beginning effects are euphoric and the end result varies depending on your mindset going in. But you will most likely be transported to a different dimension. At the very least this should help you feel more connected to your mind/body/soul and those around you. Great for inner work!!

    My hot tip if you don’t want your trip lasting as long: Use a coffee grinder, powerize them, melt dark chocolate and whatever mixins, and make little candies. The powder makes it absorb and leave the body quickly and the dark chocolate has a synergistic effect with the mushrooms. Google it!!! Happy travels!!! 🙂

  94. Alexi

    Wow these are strong. I took 0.5g and was having a full on weak trip. Good for introspection!

  95. Randell

    Omg the first time I had these I ate 1.5g but it felt like a full 3.5g of blue meanie then the other night I ate 2G of PE and Damn it was intense. 5 stars

  96. Madeleine

    Ordered for the first time, and I was extremely satisfied with the trip. As an experienced user, I was looking to find a new potent type of mushroom, and was looking for an intense experience. It was a little bit difficult to get down due to the size and the fact that it had a fairly strong taste, but that was the only downside!

    My partner and I took about 3.5 grams each, and experienced many of the descriptors mentioned such as fractal surfacing and time dilation. The trip lasted a good 6-7 hours, and was definitely a transformative experience. Definitely the most potent mushrooms I’ve ever had. Would definitely recommend this mushroom to more experienced users.

  97. Michael

    Excellent shrooms! They are legit PE, I have ordered from other places and got stuff that was obviously not PE. I received beautiful, full shrooms that was a little overweight. The effects were intense visuals, euphoria and laughter. Shipping was very fast; order was completed and shipped within 24 hours and I got my package in 2 days. Packaging was very professional and discreet. Everything was vacuum sealed and in an unmarked box. I highly recommend MMJ Direct for your shroom purchase, I am very happy with it!

  98. Nihal

    After reading the reviews I decided to try this strain, and wow it did not disappoint. I did make it into a tea, and it kicked in with 10 minutes!!! I felt so relaxed and at peace, making me think this strain seems like it would make a great micro dose too

  99. Matthew

    If there was more than 5 stars, i would would give a million. This medicine, is everything a human needs. this resets everything. The fact that these are medicinal and really mean it. it can help you work thru anything you have going on in your life. these helped give me clarity and to fix my relationship’s within my life. These are great for group interaction as well. although the come up may be strong. after you guys come over the hump, it is only beauty. start low in does and move higher as you come thru the skies.

  100. Joshua

    Penis Envy mushrooms saved my life!!!! these are not drugs, there herbs that heal you like nothing else can!.

  101. Patrick

    These mushrooms are epic. My girlfriend and I ate a couple grams each right away and man, was I ripped. After about 45 minutes, the yawning started. Out for a walk in the forest we went. As the mushrooms started kicking in, my eyes began tricking my brain. I was seeing constant blurs and wavy lines. Things started to make less sense. They made for a wonderful trip. Coming down off them was also comfortable. No bad feelings. Take these and enjoy blasting off.

  102. Nnaka

    So I read up on this strain before I bought it and boy am I glad I did lol. It is one of the strongest strains available. I took about one gram thinking everything would be fine because I had done shrooms a handful of times by then. Well things got very spooky. I was in my backyard and I started to look at the grass and suddenly I was among the blades. I leaned in and then I was in the soil, leaned further and then I was in the rocks in the earth. Leaned in some more and I started to feel hot, like I was in the earth’s centre!

    If you take this strain be careful. It’s a wicked trip but it was a little overwhelming at times.

  103. Ambrose

    Incredible body high. Very euphoric experience and a relaxing come up and down. I took 1.5 grams and the high lasted about 4-5 hours. I was in a really positive mood the entire trip and found pretty much everything insanely hilarious. Out of the 4 different mushrooms I’ve tried on here, these are my favourite for sure.

  104. Xueyan

    I’ve tripped with this once, almost near optimal conditions and super excited to trip again this weekend (under possibly more optimal conditions and upping the dose – love doing indoor and just losing myself). A very cathartic and very deep existential experience that reduced me to tears. Really eye-opening, world-opening, found myself being quite suggestible and very open minded during the experience, questioning my identity and who I am. Similar to other cubensis, I feel like maybe not too different versus the Golden Teachers that I’ve had though. Cubes are cubes.

    2g lemon-tek is my preferred style. High was probably around 6h. Price is good from MMJ as always, can’t find better online. Shipping came quick despite COVID, like 4 days or something.

  105. Adam

    First time ordering off this site, here is my experience.

    I had looked around at other sites and based off all the positive reviews I decided to order from mmj. Placed my order and received my package within 3 days, ordered on a Thursday and got my package on Monday. My package was really well sealed the box was vacuum sealed and very discrete. Eagerly opened my package and was not disappointed, some very nice pieces, one or two were a little disappointing but nothing to complain about. The reason for my 4 star rating though is because the mushrooms could have been a lot dryer. I was expecting to receive cracker dry mushrooms but I could easily bend some of the bigger ones without any sign of breaking. Moisture is the #1 enemy of dried mushrooms, especially one of this calibre. My only recommendation would be that they add a little packet of dry

  106. Emily

    Massive giggles and a deep look within. highly recommend!

  107. Mike

    I have never done a review before i like to just obverse , But let me tell you. I’ve ordered from many different places but this time something was different. You can tell these were grown with passion and love (Very clean) they break up like crackers which is perfect and they have a taste similar to coffee crisp minus the chocolate.

    I had multiple sessions with mmj’s(ordered 14g) penis envy but my last session was by far the most incredible feeling I have ever experienced, I took 5.3g on empty stomach with OJ (im 210lb) within 30mins i started to feel it kicking ( Ears buzzing,very relaxed ) in but an 1h 30mins later for the first time ever i started to hear colors and seeing sounds and witnessed cosmic entities but my ego began to take over and i started entering game reality and returned back to my body but still able to see hallucinations and so on.

    I don’t do shrooms to get “high” i do it so i can have a better understand of myself better spiritual connection. After this experience it made me realize how powerful LOVE is! I also figured out i have depression but its seems to subside for the time being but i will be starting micro-dosing. (This is just the beginning of my spiritual journey and i am very excited to experience what may come next ) These are very powerful make sure if you are going to ingest them you do it in a proper mind-set and are well prepared in a safe setting.

    I Recommend reading ” The Psychedelic Experience by Timothy Leary” Sorry for the long rant but i hope i helped someone make the right choice and place an order because everyone needs to have this wonderful “Experience” you will LOVE yourself so much more. Over-all Best Shrooms I’ve had ever. 10/10. Thanks for reading (:

  108. Marc-Olivier

    this product surprising me every time

  109. Marylene

    They look a little too much “moldy* to me, but I took them nonetheless. I’ve been trying but I can’t get that high everyone is taking about. I’m staying to think I’m the issue. Would be amazing if they could be in caps (chocolate edibles did nothing too)

  110. Dave

    These are the real deal! Potent, very clean energetic high and were delivered to my mailbox less than 48 hours after I placed my order! Love em!

  111. Rayomond

    Recently bought and was sent the wrong strain but mmj customer service was very helpful and we resolved the issue!

  112. Ryan

    Holy tits these are potent lol good luck 😉

  113. David

    Go easy on these, they’re very strong. Intense visuals and a great experience overall

  114. Marc-Olivier

    Take this

  115. Robert

    Great quality and exactly what you would expect.

  116. Adriel

    VERY POTENT!!! Took 1g and I was flying off to a different dimension haha. Maybe cuz I also smoked. Absolutely AMAZING

  117. Tristan

    Amazing

  118. Garth

    Quality Product.Great service,fast delivery.Repeat customer.Fast hitting within 15 mins u feel the euphoric onset of excitement and mystery..dance,love,lust,intrigue,mystic,release..share it with someone special, cherish the new realm !!!

  119. Gaby

    Tried Golden Emperor strain for my first time using shrooms (3.5g) and it was super disappointing. No visuals at all, I was just having fun and giggly. Figured I’d try again with Penis Envy and OMG I am so happy I did! Many visual hallucinations with about 1g consumed. Highly recommended! FYI those who are taking SSRIs, sometimes they can reduce psychoactive effects, look into it!

  120. Pam

    I’ve recently started tying mushrooms. This is my favourite by far. I only dosed at .75g and it was an amazing experience. I picked this strain based on a the reviews in regards to a transformative experience.

    I found colours were so vivid and everything simply softened. I felt it stripped away any sense of ego and allowed me the introspective journey I hoped for.
    Ordering more.

  121. Rayomond

    These things are unfucking real…i was surprised and excited when i saw they had it.

    I’ve been microdosing between a .1 and .22 for a few weeks now, anything over a .3 and you’ll have a bit if a trip for sure

    THIS STRAIN IN GENERAL IS ABOUT 2-3 TIMES STRONGER THAN YOUR AVERAGE CUBES SO DONT OVER DO IT. CHEERS!

  122. Gregorhy

    “Maybe that’s what life is… a wink of the eye and winking stars.” Jack Kerouac

  123. Gregorhy

    “If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It’s the only good fight there is.” Charles Bukowski.

    These are amazing. Ordering again. Ate 2.5 grams and enjoyed it much. ..

  124. Matt

    Ummm shit!! These where awesome I cant even describe the trip I had other than intense

  125. Mackenzie

    I mean im confused i ate a half quarter last weekend and they were amazing but a half ounce and nothing happend. Kind of a bummer

  126. Mike

    Perfect!
    Tous bien complets, pas de fond de sac et un beau 4,5g entier ?
    Good buzz!
    Thanks mmj

  127. Dhawal

    i tried mushrooms for 1st tym and this is really good i hv taken 1 gram nd after 40 mints it hits nd keep increasing i was on a trip for 5 hrs highly recommended

  128. Amber

    AMAZING! Drank as a tea, and also just munched on them a little bit throughout the day. I can honestly say that it was one of the best days of my life. I should mention that I had only used mushrooms a couple times before this, many years ago. This was by far the best I have felt in a very long time. I’m talking many many years. I had an overall sense of bliss for nearly the entire day. Very entertaining, colourful visuals while looking at anything lit up (Such as my laptop keyboard), as well as when I closed my eyes. I’m about to order more as a birthday gift to myself.

  129. Matthew

    My number 1 fave Cubensis. These are incredibly potent. I’ve been microdosing with them for a few months now and am grateful for their effects. Must try!

  130. Brant

    Hands down best mushrooms out there. Wish I found you aooner

  131. Brant

    Going to buy these out of stock soon number 5!

  132. Brant

    Fourth purchase and still amazing

  133. Brant

    Again these are the best out tbere.

    Nothing beats the high, I will only eat these for now on

  134. Stephen

    Actually came through on time despite the pandemic. They looking proper – the best I’ve seen personally. Got a lil extra too. Had to come thru wit a rating mek ppl know seh do ting up!

  135. Brant

    Best Mushrooms out there hands down

  136. Brant

    Great product, some of the most potent mushrooms on the market, picked up few ounces it was so good. I would buy them here if I was you, most other sites want close to double the price

  137. Donna

    My new favourite! Not too hard to chew.

  138. Brandon

    Potent! If you like psilocybin, this is definitely worth trying.

  139. Waleed

    Absolutely amazing!

  140. Graham

    Incredible product and fast delivery. Not recommended for first time trips

  141. Rebecca

    Used this as a first time shroomer. Less than a gram did not much. I did around 2.5 on an empty stomach… yeahhhh it was intense. The places my thoughts went… I’ve never seen before on my own. It was honestly beautiful.

  142. Marc-Olivier

    I love it thanx mmj

  143. Patrick

    Amazing , will be back for more !

  144. Tammy

    Got one huge mushroom ? and enjoyed it❤️

  145. Jennifer

    Amazing, great feeling
    ..makes a great tea..

  146. Chad

    Very Powerful!

  147. Gabby

    Clean feeling, emotionally trippy and intriguingly weird just for 1g dose.

  148. Maxime

    These are the Best I’ve tried so far! Very intense buzz

  149. Robin

    Absolutely stunning effects. A healthy dose of Penis Envy Cubensis and conscious self-guidance delivered me from of a deep depression. It was truly remarkable and life changing. Just note that the mushrooms alone aren’t enough to cure depression… you need to know what to do while under their influence.

  150. Michael

    Amazing strain. PE is my new favorite but definitely stronger than I expected even on a lower 400-500mg dose

  151. Matthew

    Went from Golden Teachers to these and have yet to go back. Even at doses as low as 250mg (.25g) I can feel mild to moderate effects. Monstrous in size and potency. Consistent Quality.

  152. Hugo

    Fast shipping, good price, VERY good quality. Enjoyed my trip and will order more for sure, thanks again guys 🙂

  153. Matthew

    I used these for microdosing. some days I would use as much as 0.3g and could definitely feel that ‘infinite exhale/inhale’ sort of rush. the further up the stem, closer to the cap, more blue streaks and incrementally more potency. haven’t eaten the caps yet. will report back. will be ordering again. 🙂 thanx MMJ!

  154. Bernard

    10/10 never disappointed..

  155. Catlin

    Amazing trip but I had a hard time sleeping lol

  156. William

    Absolutely hands down the best looking mushrooms I have ever seen in my life! They were wonderful to eat also, very powerful! Repeat orders from me! Thanks

  157. Alessandro

    excellent quality

  158. Seth

    Amazing to the eye, great trip. Start small. 1g

  159. Tyler

    Stunning is the best way to describe these very well grown and taken care of keep up the great work I hope the staff can see that their hard efforts are being appreciated , This is a medicine in moderation great for neuroplasticy , Would like to see how effective this couldbe a break through for people who suffer with depression

  160. Matthew

    Good potency, huge fruiting body, very mild taste. Super fast shipping.

  161. Debra

    never a disappointment 🙂

  162. Nikita

    very potent i had one mushroom and ihad a crazy trip

  163. Linda

    Amazing and POTENT product! Brewed them as lemon tea, and had a powerful experience. Very different vibe from other cubensis I’ve tried.

  164. Jerome

    no joke product, great service, quality and experience.

  165. Idris

    The best of the best. Crazy pricepoint i dont even need to get the shrooms to know i struck gold!

  166. Guillaume

    like it.. i got a 3.5 in one beautiful shroom..
    very good stuff!!

  167. Matthew

    Holy magic. That was unreal. CEV were amazing. McKenna dosed was these 5g and watched Locke and Key

  168. Deryk

    Decided to be a pig and do 3.5gs within 12 hrs… Made for an awesome day!! A+ product

  169. Christopher

    Super fast delivery, and super great buzz! You haven’t let me down yet MMJ!

  170. Alexa

    Not to be underestimated, I mixed mine into an omelet and it tasted pretty decent.
    FYI I’ve never had shrooms before this past weekend (yay my delivery came in) and it’s not lying when it says it offers ” a deeply trans-formative experience”, my observations though is that you have to be open to deeper understanding. It will help bring to light some painful truths, and can help move on from some pretty deep wounds.

  171. Heather

    Glad they are back in stock. Strong, very different from the golden teachers but still a good product. Drank as a tea with some peppermint, tasted great.

  172. Debra

    LOVE LOVE LOVE can’t wait to get more

  173. Brandon

    Power level over 9000

  174. Charles

    I’m high now and these are incredibly powerful. Strong visuals intense color enhancement. Just all around amazing.

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