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Penis Envy Chocolates

(42 customer reviews)

$13.00 $11.05

1 Gram of Penis Envy Cubensis in each chocolate

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Penis Envy Chocolates Information

Delicious chocolate treats made with the incredibly popular Penis Envy Cubensis shroom strain. They come in the shape of individually wrapped bite-sized chocolates, and each of them packs 1 gram of Penis Envy Cubensis. There are very few others like it around and you will see why.

It’s one of the most potent strains available, capable of producing shamanistic-like experiences that may allow you to have mystical experiences and undergo transformative journeys. The origins of the Penis Envy mushrooms are not known. However, most people seem to believe that it was created by Steven Pollock, a famous mycologist, from one of a kind mutation of the Amazonian Cubensis.

It was then carried by Terrence McKenna at this store and became famous like no other strain around.

A Strain Like No Other

The Penis Envy shroom is one of the most famous and beloved strains out there. It has been named such given its phallic appearance. The visual innuendo could not be clearer than with this mushroom. When fully grown, this shroom looks like a white, straight phallus with a golden, rounded head. The shaft is very thick and dense, while the cap is fleshy and bulbous.

The most important thing is that both parts of the mushroom have psychedelic capabilities, a characteristic which makes Penis Envy all the more beloved among connoisseurs. And they are completely right! There is a lot to be loved about this strain. Avid users report that once ingested, this shroom has the ability to produce shamanistic journeys, deeply mystical experiences, as well as vision quests.

Since this magic mushroom is of the hallucinogenic kind the experience of being under its influence may be transformative, especially if you are a beginner. Therefore, Penis Envy Chocolates are not for the shy.

Tips for Safe Usage

You can buy Penis Envy Chocolates online even if you are a beginner. However, you are advised to start with ¼ – ½ chocolate at a time. Wait for one hour for the effects to take place before deciding to ingest more. Each Penis Envy Chocolate packs 1 gram of Penis Envy Cubensis. They can be amazing if you’re planning a day of introspection or simply looking to micro-dose.

Ingredients: 70% Dark Chocolate, Penis Envy Cubensis

42 reviews for Penis Envy Chocolates

  1. Chantal

    Love this. It makes it so easy to ingest and I love the effects. Really boosts my mood and hits the euphoria train like no other.

  2. Amber

    I started using mushrooms to help with my crippling anxiety and depression. I have suffered for my entire life, and fantasized about harming myself to end the pain, for many years. The only reason I never followed through was because I couldn’t bare to hurt anyone I loved. I tried mushrooms for the first time about a year ago, and it changed my life. I am a different person now. I feel like a secret door has been opened, a veil has been lifted, and I now understand things from completely different perspectives. For the first time in my life, I can see beauty in the world, and I feel joy like I have never felt before. It all started with this tiny little chocolate. Since then, nothing has made me feel better than the MMJ mushroom chocolates.

    The chocolates are tasty, but the texture is a tiny bit unpleasant. Kind of dry, is the only way I could describe them. Small price to pay for how effective they are though.

    Fast forward to last night. Had two chocolates, and ended up having the best night of my life. I was at home alone, with my 2 kitties, and the 3 of us partied into the wee hours of the morning. My cats looked like cartoon characters, everything around me was vibrating and so colourful. It felt like I was looking into a different dimension. Everything felt amazing in every way possible. I had the answer to everything. I could use every “Absolute” to term to describe my experience.

    If my story sounds like an exaggeration, it is NOT. I have been reborn. All I can say now is thank-you.

  3. Peter

    As someone who absolutely despises the taste of shrooms, these chocolates are a total game changer. Delicious without the disgusting taste you might be used to, very easy to injest. Starts kicking in pretty quickly for an awesome, euphoric, and introspective trip filled with nothing but good vibes. Take one with some weed for the best high you’ve had all month, or take two to three for a full blown trip. Enjoy.

  4. Lisa

    Best product I’ve ever tried would do it again and again. A must!

  5. Warren

    Took 2 chocolates (2g) in the forest and after 45 minutes the leaves started to glow extra green, bushes became rainbows and the cliffside was moving like a dragon swimming. When I closed my eyes it was so intense with patterns it was like be shot into another galaxy and I spoke with beings with my mind. The peak was about 2 hours and the come down another 2 hours. It was a sacred experience and definitely recommend.

    Chocolate is a good dark one that’s not too sweet with lil cubes of what feels like marshmallows. No bad taste.

    I’m a noob with all this but from my recent experience, Try 0.5g for an extra mild test if its your first time. If you feel good then next time take 1.5g to swim in the shallow end and 2g if you want to venture a bit further to stand on your tippy toes looking out at the deep in wonder. I would say 2g is ideal amount for opening the door to experience while still having control.

  6. Adam

    this was one of my first times trying psylocibin edibles and I tried it at the recommendation of a friend. it was incredible. one of the best highs I’ve ever had in my life. it lasted about 4-5 hours and the experience was unlike nothing I ever had before. I would definitely recommend to anyone wanting a euphoric experience. lights were brighter. colours came off the tv screen in beams. I could isolate certain instruments in a song and turn off the rest. epic stuff!

  7. John

    Great product – no regrets with any of these chocolates. High quality and descriptions are on point.

  8. Alkistis

    Amazing product, as with the golden teacher chocolate.. They’ve been an awesome, fun yet gentle introduction to the world of shrooms. The experience was so fun and memorable which makes the price well worth it if you ask me.

  9. Jalal

    Wow what a surprising little chocolate. FYI – these are bite size but can be easily split in half with a friend. They taste like chocolate and are pretty powerful! I took two and felt pretty silly.

  10. Randell

    These little chocolates hit hard and I will definitely order this product at first it gave me a euphoric body high then after I ate some food the visuals started. Wow.

  11. Mathieu

    Those are strong! took 2 and it definitely felt like what Im used to from more. fast acting, faster than eating mushrooms directly.

  12. Carlo

    These are great! Not too strong or too mild. Subtle visuals and body high. They taste good and the trip last for about 3 hours. It did affect my motricity though and had to lay down for about an hour. It’s great if you dont want a too intense trip. Will buy again!

  13. Sunny

    This was the first time I’ve tried mushrooms in my entire life. Its lasting effects went for days with ego-dissolution setting in a few days after. Would love to try this again!

  14. Dan

    I had 2 fo these and they had me gone!

  15. Gloria

    I’ve had great luck with the penis envy shrooms. First I tried a half of one and didn’t have any results so I took the other half but I should’ve taken the whole thing at once. So the next time I took it I ate the whole thing and I found great relief from chronic pain and it also gave me energy and I had a great outlook on life. I highly recommend them. Will definitely be buying them on a regular basis. Enjoy!! 😉 Delicious too!! 😋

  16. Aniruddha

    Tastes great. Works great. Love them. Will buy again.

  17. Darquise

    i hadn’t had mushroom since my teenage years , 40 years ago so i was worried how i would react and if the high would be too intense, so i cut the chocolate in two and used on 2 different occasions. I was content with the high, which was great for half the chocolate. I felt like i had no worries in the world for a few hours, but was still in full control of myself. Next time i might try the entire chocolate at once. Overall I enjoyed the high very much. It keeps you joyfyl, happy, worriless for a couple of hours. Will definitely buy again since its so easy consume, no taste of mushroom….just chocolate !

  18. Sinan

    Had an amazing time pretending and feeling like I was in an indie movie. The come-down was also quite smooth.

  19. Sandra

    I found the high to be not as euphoric as the mexican. I think more introspective. Would be nice to have gotten both. May be it gave me what i needed tho.

  20. Kailey

    I bought this to try mushrooms for my very first time. After one chocolate (1g), 30 minutes in I had a brief tummy ache. It kick in after about an hour and I did see some stuff starting to melt in my peripherals, but only if I fully relaxed. If I was focused or actually looked at what ever was melting, nothing would happen. Three hours after I took the first one, I took another hoping to intensify the experience, nothing happened. It continued on the same way. There was definitely a body high as I have never felt so comfortable but I didn’t experience any visuals other than a bit of melting. My next time I will try another kind I think. I did my research and I thought that 2g of mushrooms would be a little more heavy on the brain. (These are advertised as being very potent). Overall, I’m happy that my first experience with mushrooms was not a bad one, but I’m not stoked that it was so mild.

  21. Patrick

    This one was surprising, no mushsy taste, only fine chocolat. The effect are the same as actual mushrooms. Will buy again.
    Très surpris, goût excellent et mêmes effets que le champignons tel quel.
    Merci MMJ

  22. Elizabeth

    Tastes great and felt the effects after 1 piece! Will purchase again!

  23. Cole

    These are great for beginners. Theyre not too strong and are quite unassuming since they come in a tiny little chocolate form. Perfect for enjoying a nice relaxing night without having to go on a full blown trip for hours. One gram is a good amount but if they made 2g penis envy chocolates they would be perrrfect. Would buy again 👍👍

  24. Daniel

    Best trip of my life. I watched YouTube videos all night with my friends and really felt connected with everything. Highly recommend this and the big lez show.

  25. Meredith

    These are so great. Best micro chocolates I have tasted

  26. Nicholas

    Wow, amazing high. Kicked in rather quickly and lasted a good while. Wife loved them since she hates the dried stuff….I’d rather this way too.

  27. Michael

    Im writing this review on behalf of my girlfriend and I, although I had a great experience, my girlfriends experience was unlike no other. She suffers from severe anxiety and depression and we have been trying psilocybin lately to see if it helps. We have heard about penis envy mushrooms before but have only ever tried golden teachers. We decided it was time to take it up a notch and try the penis envy. Damn. She said she had such euphoria that she’s never felt before and even started crying from pure happiness. Needless to say we bought 4 more and will try 2 each next time. Thanks mmj!

  28. Brandon

    I ordered about 6 of these with the idea of doing it with 2 other friends so 2 each. my one friend baled out so I ended up doing 3 of them and wow that was an amazing trip. would highly recommend these. stick with only 1 maybe 2 if you dont have much experience with phydcadelics as they are very potent. was a very enjoyable high though. will be buying again.

  29. Daniel

    These are definitely my favorite mushroom chocolates out of all the ones I’ve tried. Really fun visuals, nice body euphoric feeling, and it lasts quite a long time. The chocolate itself was good, and didn’t taste too mushroomy.

    They’re a little more expensive than others, but I personally think it’s totally worth it and these would be the only ones I’d buy again in the future.

  30. Mirza

    Good taste. Nice result. Highly recommend.

  31. Michael

    I ate 1 chocolate after not eating one for a while & within only a few minutes, being very experienced recognized the sensation as things just getting started. But I was not expecting the intensity so quickly. I remember the exact moment I realized that I was about to hit the stratosphere amongst mixed sober company. I thought I had time for my exit. Instead I enjoyed the intensity whilst conversing with my unaware companions. This culminated with my wife wanting to discuss my stepson, living at home; our expensive broke, no employment, 20 year old challenge. Creative in eloquence whatever I was saying was the slap upside her maternal instinct for her to finally see through his deception. Without I had neither the patience or the self-introspection the chocolate gave me to feel & see my stepson for my wife to feel & see. 🙌🏻

  32. Alex

    Was a crazy trip !! for sure recomend for users who dont like the taste of mush And who want to get shwiffty

  33. Michael Ray

    Tasty and strong high

  34. Ashley

    The best high I’ve ever experienced in my life.

  35. Guillaume

    Good taste.. good strain.. want more!

  36. Marylene

    I took this chocolate, and I didn’t feel anything after 2 hours. So I took the other one I ordered (golden teacher chocolate) and still nothing. I was a little bit dizzy, but other than that, I was disappointed. Both chocolate tasted good tho. That’s why I bought them, because the taste of mushrooms alone makes me want to puke, so I’ll give them that, they were good tasting!

  37. Ilyas

    Excellent. Highly recommend. A+

  38. Rahim

    Tasty and the effects were amazing! Definitely more potent then other types of mushrooms strains. I’m quite experienced with shrooms and one chocolate had good body highs and really nice visuals! Definitely recommend!

  39. Alysha

    First time trying mushrooms and stumbled upon these. I took 1 chocolate and felt an intense high for about 5ish hours. Went in with a positive mind set and felt giggly, happy and warm for the whole time. Definitely going to be buying more. Lights were a bit fuzzy and at one point I swear I could see my dogs eyes move back and forth really fast if that makes sense lol. Other than that I didnt have any real psychedelic effects like seeing aliens on my curtain like this guy ^^ lol I felt a bit heavy legged so I was more comfortable just lounging on the couch and scrolling through the internet

  40. Jad

    Took it in a negative state of mind and it made me very reflective, yet it allowed me to focus on the lingering negative feeling I had on me and explore its source and how it affects me in the present.

  41. Tyler

    Well I heard a lot about this cube being the most potent frequent user and i ate about a .7 the high was quite intense my curtain turned into the picture image of Alien from the alien movie I can remember what I experienced although the thoughts and high were so intense at times it’s not as medical as some other strains although if you want an authentic experience this is your best bet this is pure gold for physonauts

  42. Vivian

    These chocolates are the real deal, and noticeably more potent than the Golden Teacher chocolate. The trip lasted me about 4-5 hours (taking 1 full chocolate) and felt very therapeutic upon reflection, lots of thoughts and emotions and visuals that come and go in waves. Nothing too crazy but definitely entertaining. If you’re not too experienced, start with half and consume more in an hour if you feel like you can handle it. I would do these in the comfort of home as the body load did make me want to lie down at times. You should be in a good mental state before you trip as negative emotions can be magnified.

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